U.S. Map Shows The Most Disproportionately Popular Job In Every State And New Jersey’s Is An F’n Head Scratcher

There are certain jobs that you can find in every state. No matter where you live you can find accountants, doctors, dentists, lawyers and vaginal groomers just to name a few. But depending on your geographical location, certain jobs may be more concentrated to your state or region. If you live in Nebraska you probably find far less motorboat operators than you would in a coastal state.

This map of the most disproportionately popular jobs, created by Business Insider , highlights jobs that are the most overrepresented in each state. Meaning that, “each state has far more of these jobs per capita than the nation as a whole.”

That makes sense, but what doesn’t make sense is why New Jersey has so many people working as SHAMPOOERS. I live in Jersey and I didn’t realize my state was rich with such opportunity.

I might not be able to afford, or employ, a shampooer now, but when I become excessively wealthy, I will have my own personal shampooer, because there is no greater luxury in life than having someone wash your hair for you. Good thing I live in a state with shampooers-o-plenty. So blessed.

J.Camm is the Managing Partner and Editor-in-Chief of BroBible.