Bro Builds A Fort In The Paper Towel Aisle At Wal-Mart, Pretends He’s On ‘MTV Cribs’

Matthew McCauley from Kalamazoo, Michigan is a freakin’ hero for this. Can’t imagine how much time he had to spend sneaking around a Wal-Mart Super Store, collecting various items to swag out his fort between the massive paper towel aisle. His MTV Cribs-style tour of the project is what makes it truly great — He has Charlie in pinata, “the house home boy” along with Wifi, a boa, a case of Bud Light, and a “finger blaster 5000.”

We all have an idiot friend like Matt who is low key a comedy genius. Bravo, Matt.

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