“It arches up when high pressure’s building in and it deflects and falls downward when you have an area of low pressure in the area and it’s just going straight out because yesterday we were kinda in-between systems…”
Is Roberta Gonzales talking about a so-called “weather stick” or the dildo she keeps in the nightstand next to her bed? Because this is the sort of thing I’d expect to see in a Will Ferrell Anchorman sketch. Either way, it’ll be a while until Roberta manages to live this one down.