News Station NY1 Gave Its Viewers The Best Advice On How To Not Get Ebola


This is how you save lives, folks. For all we know, there are people boppin’ around New York City, seeing feces on the sidewalk and eating that feces for sustenance, pleasure, or both. NY1 knows how much New Yorkers love eating shit, so they had to come right out and say it, “Hey, I know it’s tempting you, sitting there on that sidewalk, staring back into your eyes, looking cooled and crisped by the autumn air, but don’t eat that poop. It could kill ya.”

J.Camm is the Managing Partner and Editor-in-Chief of BroBible.