It’s going to suck to getting old but I’m at least looking forward to the age when I will be able to tell just about anyone to piss off.
This 90-year-old man was arrested for soliciting a prostitute. The police found out after he reported that she stole from him.
Nicholas Salerno paid Karen Proia, 48, of Route 28 in West Dennis, $100 on June 22 to perform a sex act, according to Orleans District Court documents.
He told police she used the bathroom in his house and he later noticed his necklace was missing. He reported the alleged theft to police June 30, records show.
Police recovered the necklace at Bass River Coin, records state.
When the police told Salerno they recovered the necklace but he would be charged with a crime, for soliciting a prostitute, Salerno responded “I don’t give a fuck. I’m 90 years old.” This is according to court documents.
HA! Old people. Man they just don’t give a shit. Neither do hookers though, especially ones willing to bang 90-year-old men.
[via Cape Cod Times]