“The man or beast I run from ain’t been born yet and his momma’s already dead. ”
– Carl Moore, April 28, 2015
Last week, Carl Moore’s dog Lacey started whimpering. So Carl ran outside, where he encountered a bear fronting at his dog. He tried cursing and yelling to scare it away, but said the bear gave him a look that screamed “go eff yourself.”
So Carl charged and punched the bear right in the face.
“I hit him hard.” “Damn near corkscrewed his head.”
Is it true? Well, there was a witness who confirmed the story.
Carl don’t fuck around, 73 years old or not.
Let this be a warning, bears.