Historians Unearthed The Oldest Own, Bro In 1310 Calls Another Dumb Enough To Stick His Dick In A Belly Button
Bros man, they’re older than you think. From Medievalist.net:
An English historian has come across the word ‘fuck’ in a court case dating to the year 1310, making it the earliest known reference to the swear word.
Dr Paul Booth of Keele University spotted the name in ‘Roger Fuckebythenavele’ in the Chester county court plea rolls from December 8, 1310. The man was being named as part of a process to be outlawed.
Dr Booth believes that “this surname is presumably a nickname. I suggest it could [be the] equivalent of the word ‘dimwit’ i.e. a man who might think that that was the correct way to go about it.”
Man. That dude was a dumbass. That’s not where your dick goes. It goes in the other hole. The bigger one. Idiot.
Bros. Even in 1310, they were being Bros.