This Is The Most Pathetically Embarrassing Texting Attempt At Getting Laid That You Will Ever Read

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When reading text conversations like the one below you’re immediately inclined to think, “No way, there’s no way this is real. No one is this desperate, right? No one is this socially inept, incapable of taking a hint and downright pathetic. This must be fake.” And while I’d like to say “Yes this is indeed all completely fake, YA CAUGHT ME,” I do know for a fact that there are men out there who blast garbled nonsense like this at chicks, no matter how long they’re ignored.

This, my friends, is what we call a “fuckboi.”

You see, Julie does not want to talk to this fuckboi, and yet he keeps trying. Day after day, hour after hour, time passes like the tumbleweeds rolling down an empty street named “Julie’s Responses Boulevard,” and yet he keeps trying.

Please, for the love of god, if you are ever even close to having a “conversation” that looks like this…just quit while you’re ahead:

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