Pharma Douche Martin Shkreli should really just delete his Twitter at this point. He is continuously getting owned on social media, yet he keeps coming back for more.
The latest to person to burn Shkreli on Twitter is none other than comedian Patton Oswalt.
It all began when Oswalt decided to make a joke about the Twitter hashtag that was trending, #TrumpCantSwim. For some reason, Shkreli, being the foolish human that he is decided to chime in and one of the best Twitter wars of 2016 had begun.
who r u again
— Martin Shkreli (e/acc) (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016
First, a fan decided to come to Oswalt’s defense…
lol he does voices?
— Martin Shkreli (e/acc) (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016
Then it was Oswalt’s turn and he pretty much dropped the mic on him…
Not like the ones in your head telling you that acquiring yet never creating is eating your soul but yeah, voices. https://t.co/tkNdqzfmYn
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016
Nope. Now run along, live your life & die wealthy yet confused by how empty you feel in those last seconds. https://t.co/hPRn9J9hms
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016
Not one to ever shut up when he’s lost, Shkreli decided to keep it going…
this pathetic loser would never be able to go toe-to-toe with me in a discussion about anything. comedian idiot! https://t.co/wlCS83U3e4
— Martin Shkreli (e/acc) (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016
Never said I was smarter than you, dummy. Just said you're boring and soulless. https://t.co/dWYVdQ4VXH
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016
same w/colbert. u guys can deliver a joke but that doesn't make you smart. plus i'm funnier. @StephenAtHome @pattonoswalt its called talent
— Martin Shkreli (e/acc) (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016
show business is for loser idiot morons. a couple of lucky morons who made it big. they probably do drugs, too. liberal trash!
— Martin Shkreli (e/acc) (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016
real life doesnt apply to limousine liberal trashbags who think they know better than THE GOAT @pattonoswalt https://t.co/a1vGGUr1Ah
— Martin Shkreli (e/acc) (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016
Oswalt then once again put him simply and succinctly back in his place…
Dude, 12 year-olds on a Skittles rush can troll better than you. https://t.co/j0uLn9zrRl
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016
anyone especially me could do what u do plz stop pretending u matter
— Martin Shkreli (e/acc) (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016
not enough $ in that waste of a time and GUESS WHAT I HELP PEOPLE WITH MY DRUGS STOOPID MORON u just line ur pockets https://t.co/u31RSFxHTX
— Martin Shkreli (e/acc) (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016
They say laughter is the best medicine but I've never seen you run a clinical trial! @pattonoswalt liberal trash bag limousine liberal
— Martin Shkreli (e/acc) (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016
You got me there, Transdermal Patch Adams! https://t.co/ysMCVxiUb3
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016
Still not knowing when to quit, here comes Martin one more time…
ur the king of queens im the KING OF BROOKLYN now step off @pattonoswalt
— Martin Shkreli (e/acc) (@MartinShkreli) September 6, 2016
Then keep chasing those $$$s, dreamer! A life well spent. https://t.co/wUfLSxJvfT
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016
Wow. You ARE an innovator. You found a way to embarrass wiggers. Wow. Take a bow, Marty! https://t.co/6pJniNSAs1
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016
Eh, let's let him have that one. Don't wanna embarrass the little fella any further. https://t.co/lp3CtE7NgW
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016
Well, @MartinShkreli, this was…enervating. Tell the people you pay to tell you you're funny to ALSO assure you that you won. G'night.
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016
Game, set, and match, Patton Oswalt.
This was where Martin lost, BTW. https://t.co/jBB2cUOG4R
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016
UPDATE: It didn’t end there…
Don't even trying pulling this faux-concerned "wronged hero" shit with me now. Fuck off. We're done. https://t.co/xbJQvJfvwy
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 6, 2016
NOW it’s over.
H/T Some eCards