Would Owning This Penis-Shaped House Give You The Ultimate Conversation Starter?

Imagine meeting a woman, a woman you’re interested in and want to get to know better. Would asking her to visit you at your penis-shaped house be a funny way to break the ice or a giant red sign over your head for her run away as fast as possible?

I guess there’s only one way to find out: buy it. Assuming you have around $1.1 million just lying around that is. Oh, did I mention that this dick-shaped house is located in Church Point, Australia. I kid you not.

Reports The Daily Telegraph

IT is not the size of the house that counts, but what you do with it.

This cheeky floorplan is in fact a Modernist house by acclaimed architect Stan Symonds. The elongated design and series of circles was the last word in futuristic design back in 1958. From the air this very private property, well, looks like privates property.

It is no Buckingham Phallus, it only has four bedrooms, but some of the rooms are large, and round. Big enough for a ballroom perhaps.

Very clever, Daily Telegraph. I see what you’re doing there.

Agent Phil Vanstone, of LJ Hooker Mona Vale, says that once prospective buyers get a look at the floorplan it’s the guys who notice it’s unusual design almost immediately. “You can see the wives nudging them, telling them to shut up,” says Vanstone.

Better hurry though if you want to live in the dick house of your dreams. The ultimate in conversation starters goes up for auction on April 9th.

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