The Slogan For The New iPhone Translates To ‘This Is Penis’ In Hong Kong

America’s Obesity Epidemic Has This Country’s Dads Worried Their Sons’ Dicks Are Too Small For Their Bodies

A Guy Just Figured Out Which Way His Dick Is Supposed To Go In His Jeans, And How Did He Live The Other Way?

A Statue In France Got Its Dick Snapped Off So Much They Had To Replace It With A Detachable Dong

Good News, Circumcised Bros, A New Study Found Your Peen Isn’t Lacking As Previously Thought

I Think I’m Scarred For Life After Learning What Men Are Now Doing To The Dicks To Please Women

Soccer Spectator Ejected From Game After Attacking Referee… With His Dick

Teacher Asks Students To Google Something Seemingly Innocent And It Turns Into The World’s Biggest Cockfest

The Game Was Tired Of Justin Bieber’s Dick Being The Only One The Internet Talked About, Drops THE HAMMER

Justin Bieber’s Dad Tweeted About His Son’s Penis And The Internet Completely LOST ITS MIND

Man Caught Peeing In The Street Accidentally Shoots Himself In The Groin

Guy Suffers Through A Five-Day Erection For About The Dumbest Reason Ever

Women Described Their Boyfriends’ Penises To A Sketch Artist And It Went About How You’d Expect

Man Puts Fire Ants All Over His Dick, INSTANTLY And PAINFULLY Regrets It: Cringe-Inducing Video

Robert Pattinson’s Girlfriend FKA Twigs’ Met Gala Dress Had A Penis On It, Hopefully Not His

Would Owning This Penis-Shaped House Give You The Ultimate Conversation Starter?

BBC Goofs, Calls Turned On Large Hadron Collider A Giant Hard On

What President Had The White House Bathroom Renovated So Two Shower Heads Pointed Right At His Dick And Ass?

Want To Add A Dick To Your Competitor’s Corporate Logo? Do It Now With ‘Penised’

Cheating Husband Gets His Penis Bitten By Wife’s Friend, Then Immediately Gets Busted By Wife

The First Ever Successful Penis Transplant Just Went Down, So Feel Free To Swap Dicks With Whoever You Want

Guy Gets His Penis Stuck In A Roll Of Tape, Foolishly Goes To 4chan For Assistance