Karma, she is a bitch.
Which is exactly what Javier Thomas found out when he tried to take a piss in public on a street in Brooklyn Saturday night.
As police approached him to tell him to, yo, stop pissing in the street (and to give him a ticket I assume), Thomas tried to get rid of a 9mm Glock he was carrying when, whoops, he shot himself in the groin.
Rather than be cited for peeing in public Thomas was instead taken to Kings County Hospital where his injuries were not believed to be life-threatening. No word on how he will ever be able to repair his ego, however.
Once that was completed he was then charged with weapon possession and reckless endangerment, according to reports.
At least he didn’t have to pay a fine for public urination, which, as we know, varies depending on where you decide to whip it out and relieve yourself.