Have you ever wanted someone else’s dick, Bro? Not in like an in you way, nah, no way, that’s gay bro. Just in like a that’s a nice hog, and I wouldn’t mind fucking with that hog instead of my own way.
I’m sure we’ve all seen a dick and been like, I wouldn’t mind having that dick.
Well, now you can, because, according to The Verge, the first ever successful penis transplant went down in South Africa.
For the first time in medical history, a penis transplant has been declared successful, doctors at the Stellenbosch University and Tygerberg Hospital in South Africa announced today. The man in question lost the organ three years ago because of complications following a traditional circumcision procedure, Bloomberg reports. But he now appears to have made a full recovery following a nine-hour-long operation in December; his doctors say that his penis is “fully functional.”
The South African man’s surgeons expected him to gain full use of the transplanted organ within two years.
So, now Bros, all you need is a willing buddy to swap dicks with. I’m sure you can find someone, or find enough Rohypnol to drug a man with some gigantic junk, cut it off, and then force a doctor at gunpoint to lop yours off and give you your new, boss dick.
The future! Ain’t it great.