Tiny Dicks May Be The Fad Of The Future, So Who’s Tryna Party?

The Hurricane Warning Issued For Florida Looks Like A Big Messed Up Dick (Just Sayin’)

America’s Obesity Epidemic Has This Country’s Dads Worried Their Sons’ Dicks Are Too Small For Their Bodies

Rio Groupie Who Banged Usain Bolt Says ‘He Has The Body Of A Champion Although His Male Parts Do Not Match’

Japanese Olympic Pole Vaulter Has Dreams Crushed After His Dick Hits The Bar And Knocks It To The Ground

Jonah Hill Revisits His ‘Superbad’ Days And Draws An Old Man’s Dick With Jimmy Fallon In Hilarious Segment

Gape With Envious Eyes At This Glorious Dick Cloud

Science Says That Drinking This Much Soda A Day Can Really Screw Your Dick Up

Russian Dudes With Axes Get Into Literal Dick Measuring Contest That Ends With Blood, Pain, And A Loss Of 8 Inches

WTF Story Of The Day: Pissed Off Wife Gets Revenge On Her Husband By Almost Literally Melting, MELTING His Dick Off

Usher Posted A Nude To His Snapchat That’ll Make You Feel Even Worse Than You Did Looking At Justin Bieber’s Dick

A Statue In France Got Its Dick Snapped Off So Much They Had To Replace It With A Detachable Dong

People Won’t Stop Talking About The Rock’s Giant Crotch Bulge During The MTV Movie Awards

This Guy Has A 10 POUND Penis That’s 9 Inches Long And 5.5 Inches Wide From Injecting It With Silicone