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Tiny Dicks May Be The Fad Of The Future, So Who’s Tryna Party?

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The Hurricane Warning Issued For Florida Looks Like A Big Messed Up Dick (Just Sayin’)

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America’s Obesity Epidemic Has This Country’s Dads Worried Their Sons’ Dicks Are Too Small For Their Bodies

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Rio Groupie Who Banged Usain Bolt Says ‘He Has The Body Of A Champion Although His Male Parts Do Not Match’

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Japanese Olympic Pole Vaulter Has Dreams Crushed After His Dick Hits The Bar And Knocks It To The Ground

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Jonah Hill Revisits His ‘Superbad’ Days And Draws An Old Man’s Dick With Jimmy Fallon In Hilarious Segment

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Gape With Envious Eyes At This Glorious Dick Cloud

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Science Says That Drinking This Much Soda A Day Can Really Screw Your Dick Up

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Russian Dudes With Axes Get Into Literal Dick Measuring Contest That Ends With Blood, Pain, And A Loss Of 8 Inches

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WTF Story Of The Day: Pissed Off Wife Gets Revenge On Her Husband By Almost Literally Melting, MELTING His Dick Off

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Usher Posted A Nude To His Snapchat That’ll Make You Feel Even Worse Than You Did Looking At Justin Bieber’s Dick

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A Statue In France Got Its Dick Snapped Off So Much They Had To Replace It With A Detachable Dong

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People Won’t Stop Talking About The Rock’s Giant Crotch Bulge During The MTV Movie Awards

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This Guy Has A 10 POUND Penis That’s 9 Inches Long And 5.5 Inches Wide From Injecting It With Silicone

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The Rock Will Be Appearing On-Screen Naked During The Second Season Of ‘Ballers’

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Watch Straight Dudes Touch Another Man’s Penis For The First Time If You Are Really Desperate For Something To Do

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Here’s What Your Athletic Cup Looks Like After Taking An NHL Slapshot To The Dick

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Horny Hedge Funder Sued For Hiring ‘Sexual Plaything,’ Asking Her Boyfriend If He Likes How His Dick Tastes

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Wife Breaks Husband’s Dick When She Suddenly Stops Sex To Do Some Online Shopping

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It Sure Looked Like Spurs Commentator Sean Elliot Drew A Giant Throbbing Dick On The Telestrator Last Night

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The Game Was Tired Of Justin Bieber’s Dick Being The Only One The Internet Talked About, Drops THE HAMMER

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Hot Teacher Draws Mammoth Dick On Student’s Assignment Because He Was Acting Like One, Parents OUTRAGED

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These Two Hot 49ers Fans Found A Giant Penis At Levi’s Stadium With A Special Message For 49ers CEO Jed York

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A Visionary Turned A Cheesy 90s Sign Language Video Into Into A Music Video About Dicks And It’s A Goddamn Masterpiece

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Former Army Ranger’s Wife Hits Him In The Balls So Much He Wears GoPro On To His Waist To Get Her Arrested

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Bros, Science Says Stop Blaming Condoms For Your Erectile Dysfunction And Start Blaming Your Defective Dick

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