Former Army Ranger’s Wife Hits Him In The Balls So Much He Wears GoPro On To His Waist To Get Her Arrested

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Signs your marriage is going bad: Your wife violently attacks you in the dick so much you have to design a specialty belt that holds a GoPro to film her in the act so she can be arrested for assault.

That’s one of the first thing they tell you in couples counseling.

Michael Novak, a former Army Ranger, has alleged abuse by his spouse, Corinne Novak, before, but felt the need to document it as part of their custody battle over their kids.

He told WTSP that “this is just one of many instances where I’ve had to use the camera to either prove her guilt or prove my innocence and that’s the only reason I am carrying it.”

His wife was arrested for domestic battery. You can see it, as well as his GoPro dick documenter, below. After his wife wallops his nuts, she dares him to call the police. He does.

[H/T Gawker, Via The Smoking Gun]