— Ashley ☾ (@trashleyyxo) October 23, 2015
The 49ers suck. They really, really succcccccckkkkkkk. They suck SO HARD this year, which is unfortunate because the Super Bowl is in Santa Clara and there’s not a snowball’s chance in hell the hometown team will be going. Sad trombone.
At last night’s game against the Seattle Seahawks, Niners fan Ashley — pictured in the Tweet above with her friend — found a giant penis when it fell from an upper deck. The name of Niners CEO Jed York was inscribed on said inflatable penis, implying that he’s — uh — a huge dick.
The Cauldron caught up with Ashely after her tweet went viral:
“Someone honestly just threw it down from the upper deck so I had to take a picture with it because I’ve been so angry with Jed York for a while,” Ashley says.
“I’ve seen the good and the bad but this [season] hurts me because I feel like it could have been avoided,” she says.
“This season is garbage and incredibly depressing and painful to watch. I feel like Harbaugh had a lot of passion and really loved this team and having him leave really affected them. Plus losing Gore and Willis fucked us,” she says.
“Kaepernick is completely overrated. And it’s painful watching him out there. At least [running back] Carlos Hyde has a lot of potential so it’s nice seeing him run the ball, but God, when Kaep goes to pass I hold my breath most of the time.”
Hopefully the message from the disgruntled Niners fanbase is heard loud and clear in the front office. Otherwise, Jed York really is just a dick.