Penises

Tiny Dicks May Be The Fad Of The Future, So Who’s Tryna Party?

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Why Do Classical Statues Have Such Tiny Babymakers? Here’s A Brief Art History Lesson

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Justin Bieber’s Dad Is Posting Tweets About His Son’s Hog And It’s Making Me Uncomfortable

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The Tour De France Suddenly Became Watchable Thanks To Giant Penis Drawn On The Course

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Pray For This Poor Dude Whose Penis Snapped In Half During ‘Vigorous Sexual Intercourse’

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People Are Using Movie Titles To Describe Their Hogs And Responses Are Glorious

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This Guy Has A 10 POUND Penis That’s 9 Inches Long And 5.5 Inches Wide From Injecting It With Silicone

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Think You’re Having A Bad Day? This Guy Woke Up With A Gigantic Penis Tattooed On His Leg

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Science Determined The Ideal Penis Size For One Night Stands Versus Relationships And You’re All Gonna Be VERY Happy

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Teacher Asks Students To Google Something Seemingly Innocent And It Turns Into The World’s Biggest Cockfest

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These Two Hot 49ers Fans Found A Giant Penis At Levi’s Stadium With A Special Message For 49ers CEO Jed York

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Meet The Kid Who Was Born With Three Penises And No Butthole

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Women Described Their Boyfriends’ Penises To A Sketch Artist And It Went About How You’d Expect

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One Of The Escaped New York State Prisoners Apparently Has A Big Johnson

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Scientists Conduct Study To Prove That Chopping A Dick Off Is Bad For Reproduction…Because?

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Cheating Husband Gets His Penis Bitten By Wife’s Friend, Then Immediately Gets Busted By Wife

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A Pilot Drew A Penis On Flight Radar While Flying A Private Plane Because Of Course He Did

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Polar Bear Penis Bones Are Snapping In Half Due To Pollution

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Ever Wonder What Women Think About Your Penis? Then Watch This Video Where A Girls Sit Down And Discuss Your Junk

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Here’s Seven Weird Animal Penises That Will Make You Glad You’re Human

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Jenny McCarthy Says Donnie Wahlberg’s ‘Beautiful Penis’ Fits Her Vagina Perfectly And Other Crazy Shit

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Watch This Woman Embarrass The Hell Out Of Her Husband With Her Penis-Oriented Answer On ‘Family Feud’

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Man arrested after multiple jars of penises found in his home

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This Guy Mortgaged His House So He Could Get Surgery To Make His Two-Inch Dick Bigger…Only To Have It Shrink Again

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This Guy Had His Dick Stuck In A PIPE For TWO DAYS And Gave The Worst Excuse I’ve Ever Heard

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Study Says Women Want to Date Men With Less Girthy Penises

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