I’m sure you already have a name for your penis. I call mine Chad because he’s a dick. So I beat the shit out of him like he owes me money. From his trust fund. Fuck Chad. No honestly. Someone. Anyone. Fuck Chad. Please.
But if you could only name your flesh rocket using movie titles, which would best describe your meat popsicle? Redditor Fire-Crotch_McGee (nice) posed that very question and responses poured in like Lindsey Pelas DMs. Check out some of the best below.
GODZILLA
It’s a much bigger deal in Japan than it is here. And also during its last adventure it ended up having less than 10 minutes of action, to the disappointment of a few fans.
HOME ALONE
BIGGER, LONGER, UNCUT
DEEP IMPACT
GONE IN 60 SECONDS
THERE WILL BE BLOOD
THE DARK KNIGHT RISES
FAILURE TO LAUNCH
BATMAN VS SUPERMAN
Such a big buildup, and then it ends up being weird, confusing, awkward and just plain disappointing.
Any to add? Maybe The Big Short you chodey motherfucker?