Come on dude, you had two days to come up with something better than this. According to Lian Tien he spent 48 hours standing around with his dick stuck in a pipe because, quote,
“It was hot so I was painting the wall in the nude, and I slipped on the floor causing my private parts to fall inside the pipe that was protruding from the wall to take water outside from the air conditioning unit. Unfortunately, I got stuck as a result.”
Via Mirror
Now I’m no expert on probability and statistics, but it’s my amateur estimation that there’s a 0% chance that’s actually what happened and that 99% of the population could have made up a better excuse than that. Nothing fancy, you know? Stuff along the lines of…actually on second thought, there’s no good excuse for this. Because it’s obvious that you were trying to make a metal pipe fellate you. After the two day mark he called for help and the pipe ended up having to be cut off around his dick in order to free Lian. In this case, there’s some truth to the statement “honesty is the best policy”.
[H/T EliteDaily]