Chinese Tennis Star Peng Shuai Disappears After Sexual Assault Allegations, Reportedly Sends Cryptic Email

John Oliver Takes Shots At John Cena’s Extremely Weird Apology To China

China Will Start Banning Men From Appearing On TV If They Aren’t Manly Enough

China Is Trying To Claim That It Won The Olympics Even Though China Clearly Lost The Olympics

PSA: Do Not Shove A Live Eel Up Your Butt To Try To Cure Constipation

China’s Newest Basketball Sensation Is A 7’4″ 14-Year-Old Girl And Her Highlight Reel Is Comedy Gold

China Wants To Blow Up Earth-Destroying Asteroids With Massive Rockets After U.S. Makes First Move

Fake Tourist Town In Southern China Revives Its Failing Agricultural Economy By Staging Instagram-Worthy Photos

Wolves Chase Actors, Run Through The Audience As Part Of Live Show In China

Jason Whitlock Believes LeBron James, Colin Kaepernick’s Embrace Of ‘Anti-American Sentiment’ Is To Appeal To China On Behalf Of Nike

China’s ‘Artificial Sun’ Just Set A Record Temperature Of 288 Million Degrees, Which Isn’t At All Concerning

Chinese Businessman Buys Soccer Team, Forces Coach To Play His Portly Son

Terrifying Photo Shows A Tourist Holding On For Dear Life After A Glass Bridge 330 Feet Above The Ground Shattered In China

Heads Up! A 22-Ton Rocket Is Going To Crash Back To Earth And Nobody Knows Where It’s Going To Land

The Story Of A Guy Who Was Basically Held Hostage On A Chinese Reality Show Is Like ‘Making The Band’ Meets ‘Black Mirror’

With Chinese Release, ‘Avatar’ Can Reclaim Title Of Highest-Grossing Film From ‘Avengers: Endgame’

China Is Welcoming All Foreign Visitors With Mandatory Anal COVID-19 Tests

China Reassures Citizens Anal Swab COVID-19 Tests Won’t Make You Waddle Like A Penguin After Doctored Video Goes Viral

China Recommends ‘Anal Swab’ COVID-19 Tests, Claims They’re More Accurate Than Throat Swabs

McDonald’s Is Testing A New Spam Burger Topped With Oreos And Mayo, AKA The Perfect Sandwich For 2020!

Arizona State Running Back He Peizhang Is The Only Chinese-Born Football Player On The FBS Level After Moving To America At 17 Years Old Without Knowing Any English

A Woman Tested Her Blind Date By Inviting All Of Her Relatives To See If He’d Still Pay And It Backfired Big Time

China Broadcast Suggests Daryl Morey Resignation Was Him ‘Paying Price’ For Hong Kong Tweets

TikTok Will Be Banned From The App Store Starting Sunday

This Story About A Guy Who Had A 5-Inch Worm Living Inside His Brain For 17 Years Is As 2020 As It Gets

Here’s Why You Should Be Allowed To Slap Your Employee If He Refuses To Booze