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Fake Tourist Town In Southern China Revives Its Failing Agricultural Economy By Staging Instagram-Worthy Photos

Wolves Chase Actors, Run Through The Audience As Part Of Live Show In China

Jason Whitlock Believes LeBron James, Colin Kaepernick’s Embrace Of ‘Anti-American Sentiment’ Is To Appeal To China On Behalf Of Nike

China’s ‘Artificial Sun’ Just Set A Record Temperature Of 288 Million Degrees, Which Isn’t At All Concerning

Chinese Businessman Buys Soccer Team, Forces Coach To Play His Portly Son

Terrifying Photo Shows A Tourist Holding On For Dear Life After A Glass Bridge 330 Feet Above The Ground Shattered In China

Heads Up! A 22-Ton Rocket Is Going To Crash Back To Earth And Nobody Knows Where It’s Going To Land

The Story Of A Guy Who Was Basically Held Hostage On A Chinese Reality Show Is Like ‘Making The Band’ Meets ‘Black Mirror’

With Chinese Release, ‘Avatar’ Can Reclaim Title Of Highest-Grossing Film From ‘Avengers: Endgame’

China Is Welcoming All Foreign Visitors With Mandatory Anal COVID-19 Tests

China Reassures Citizens Anal Swab COVID-19 Tests Won’t Make You Waddle Like A Penguin After Doctored Video Goes Viral