Study Says Women Want to Date Men With Less Girthy Penises

by 4 years ago


Good news, Bros. The woman you want to marry one day doesn’t want to commit long-term to the dude with the massive hog ready to slay her at will.

Nope. She’s just looking for him to casually fuck her rotten, before settling on you and your much smaller junk.

That’s the word from a new study out of UCLA, which says women want to have one night stands with girthier penises, but want to date the guy who has a thinner dick. From The Huffington Post:

In the study, 41 women viewed and handled penises made on a 3D printer. The models were blue, and ranged in size from 4 inches long and 2.5 inches in circumference to 8.5 inches long and 7 inches in circumference.

I would have loved to have watched this study.

They were asked to pick which of the 33 models they would prefer for a one-time partner, and which they would prefer for a long-term partner. For one night stands, women selected penis models with slightly larger girth, on average, than those they selected for long-term relationships.

As for length, which is what us Bros use to compare ourselves, all women were happy with a dick that was 6.5 inches long. That’s because any longer and your drilling your tip into her cervix, which ain’t too comf. But what’s the plus of plus girth?

A penis with larger girth may also bring the clitoris closer to the vagina during sex, which has been suggested to help with achieving orgasm.

Why women want to date guys with less circumference wasn’t speculated upon, but I think I know. A vag can only take so much, and women are notoriously cautious people. Just makes sense. The study also tackled whether ladies can accurately recall the size of the schlongs they had inside themselves.

The answer is no.

In a second part of the new study, women were given one of the penis models and allowed to examine it for 30 seconds. They were then asked to pick that same model from a bin of 33 models, either immediately or after completing a 10-minute survey (to allow time to pass).

After completing the 10-minute survey, women tended to overestimate the size of the penis they had previously examined, the study found.

So don’t worry. She probably thinks you were HUGE. Unless it was REAL small.

[H/T Elite Daily; Tree trunks via Shutterstock]

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