Jenny McCarthy Says Donnie Wahlberg’s ‘Beautiful Penis’ Fits Her Vagina Perfectly And Other Crazy Shit

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Jenny McCarthy, who we already know is pretty much batshit crazy when it comes to sex (and other things), ramped things up a notch during her appearance on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live when she started talking about sex, her husband Donnie Wahlberg’s penis, and penises in general.

It all began when a woman on the phone asked about her sex life now that she’s married again.

“Without a doubt, it gets better every single time I make love to him. First of all, he has the most beautiful penis I’ve ever seen in my life. But you know what it is, he knows how to [use it],” answered Jenny, to which Donnie gave this response.

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Wait, who is the lady in the background also giving a thumbs up? Does she ALSO have sex with Donnie Wahlberg? Hmmm…

Anyway, Jenny McCarthy was only just getting started at this point, because Tom Bergeron then asked McCarthy, “Why is it the most beautiful penis?”

“Sometimes they’re deformed-looking and sometimes they’re a different color that you’re not used to. Some are, like, purple. Some are pink,” answered McCarthy, making us wonder what kind of space creatures she’s been fucking over the years.

Then host Andy Cohen, who obviously knew it was all aboard on the crazy train asked her to be more specific about Donnie’s wang, to which McCarthy replied, “The size is perfect. I can’t get too descriptive. But, you know what I mean! It fits my vagina perfectly and hits the spots right. But the thing about it is…he makes love to a woman.”

Jenny McCarthy, ladies and gentleman. Autism and vaccine expert, penis connoisseur.

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