Guy Chops Off Another Guy’s Dick With Shears And Flushes It Down The Toilet For The Most Acceptable Reason Ever

by 4 years ago


By “acceptable” I mean “I understand how you came to the conclusion that this was a good idea, but maybe next time don’t do that. Ever. Like really take a hard pass if that idea ever pops into your head again.” Assaulting people with gardening shears is never a “good” idea, but through many years of therapy and hearing my therapist tell me repeatedly “You should be more empathetic,” I can see how the urge to choppity-chop-chop was irresistible. Not that I would do it, mind you, but knowing that Ikki Kotsugai, a 24-year-old graduate student in Tokyo found out that his wife had been bangin’ his lawyer when he wasn’t around…I get it.

A man has been arrested after he allegedly cut off his lawyer’s penis with gardening shears – and FLUSHED it down the toilet.

Police say that the man was acting in a vengeful rage at the legal offices in Minato Ward after he discovered the lawyer was sleeping with his wife.

Ikki Kotsugai, a 24-year-old Tokyo graduate student, allegedly punched the anonymous lawyer into a state of near-unconciousness.

Police then believe removed the lawyer’s trousers and severed his manhood, telling them later: “I cut off his genitals and flushed them down a toilet in the law office.”(via)

The 42-year-old lawyer’s injuries were reportedly not life threatening. Police are currently investigating the incident, however no details are readily available on where exactly the lawyer’s Johnson currently resides…not that he’d even want it back at this point.

[H/T Mirror]

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