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This Hot Former Meth Head Used To Be A Penthouse Pet Model Until She Got Caught With, You Guessed It, METH

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Nurse Accused Of ‘Baring Her Breasts And Performing Sex Acts On A Patient’ Says She Was Only Giving ‘Emotional Support’

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Guy Hates His Wife So Much He Robs A Bank Just To Be Sent To Jail Away From Her, Is Actually A Genius

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This Woman Was Arrested For Crystal Meth Possession While Wearing The Most Literal Shirt Ever

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The Internet Is Having A Friggin’ FIELD DAY With The News That Ryan Lochte Lied About Being Robbed In Rio

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Idiot Of The Year Is Accused Of Spiking An Officer’s Drink

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Video Gamer Takes Trash Talking Too Far, Faces 5 Years In Jail

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Two Canadian Teenagers Accidentally Commit International Crime And Get Arrested While Playing ‘Pokemon Go’

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Guy Gets The PokeTurds Tased Out Of Him After Refusing To Leave Park After Dark Because He Was Playing Pokemon Go

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Idiot Girl Banned From Every National Park For Drawing Graffiti On Rocks And Then Putting The Evidence On Instagram

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Mugshots Of The Year Go To These Chicks Who Reportedly Started A Fight At McDonald’s And Let Their KIDS Join In

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Russian Dudes With Axes Get Into Literal Dick Measuring Contest That Ends With Blood, Pain, And A Loss Of 8 Inches

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Most Pathetic Mugshot Of The Year Goes To Sobbing Kid Arrested For Creeping MAD Hard On Another Guy’s Wife

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Guess Which ‘High School Musical’ Cast Member Is Going To Jail For 18 Months For Assault With A Dangerous Weapon ☺

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Thief Tries To Steal Beer, Ends Up Bringing Entire Fridge Down On Himself As A Swift Kick In The Dick From Karma

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Guy in Florida Broke Into A Convenience Store For Energy Drinks And Honey Buns After Completing “Top Secret Mission”

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Woman Catches Guy Trying To Rob Her In Broad Daylight, Forces Him To Strip Naked In Public As Punishment

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Dad Shows Up To School To Fight His Daughter’s Bullies, Gets Pounded By School Resource Officers Instead

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More Than FIFTY Arrested During Giant Prostitution Bust And I Can’t Say I Would Hire Any Of These People Myself

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Idiot Buys $35,000 Engagement Ring And Gets It Stolen By Random Woman He Invited Up To A Hotel Room While Partying

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Hot Girl Charged With Touching Female Plane Passenger’s ‘Breasts And Genitals’ During Flight From Vegas To Portland

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Guy Kills His Brother During Argument Over Cheeseburger And I Can’t Say I Blame Him

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Check Out This Hot Crazy-Eyed Florida Lawyer Who Reportedly Got Disbarred For Banging Her Clients Behind Bars

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Guess Which Former Disney Child Star Was Arrested On Sunday For Allegedly Robbing A Bank And Fleeing From Police

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Does This Look Like The Type Of Guy Who’d Masturbate For Three Hours While Riding Megabus? It Should, Because He Did

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Is This Girl Hot Enough That You’d Ignore That She Blew Up Her Ex With 130+ Calls In One Day After Being Dumped?

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