This Woman Was Arrested For Crystal Meth Possession While Wearing The Most Literal Shirt Ever

Most criminals get caught because they’re not smart.

Deborah Asher is no exception.

Arrested for meth possession, she thought that wearing a shirt that said “I <3 CRYSTAL METH” would be a good idea as she was booked into jail. Which, turns out it was –her fashion choice went viral. Going viral doesn’t get you out of jail, pay the bills or make you any new friends, but so what? Deborah’s at least somewhat Internet-famous, which is a lot better than what most of us are (what are most of us? We’re nothing, NOTHING I tell you, NOTHING!)