Most Pathetic Mugshot Of The Year Goes To Sobbing Kid Arrested For Creeping MAD Hard On Another Guy’s Wife


Sheboygan County Sheriff's Office

Anthony Zingale, 19, was arrested for an alleged sexual assault at a party where he reportedly threatened a woman with a knife unless she had sex with him, all while exposing himself from the waist down. According to Daily Mail, the unnamed woman told police that she was using the bathroom in her own home when Zingale walked in carrying a knife and exposing himself, who then “pressed the knife to her neck and said he would cut her if she didn’t have sex with him.”

The frightened woman was able to persuade him to leave the bathroom by allegedly saying they should go to a bedroom.

Once they exited the bathroom, she screamed for help and others came into the home at the party.

Zingale immediately put his hands behind his back to be arrested by police when they arrived.

He offered a different version of events to officers, but acknowledged that he was underage and had been drinking.

He also said that his mother was at the house party when the alleged attack took place around 10.30pm on May 28.(via)

Zingale currently faces charges for first degree sexual assault and for carrying a concealed weapon, but who cares? Look at this kid’s mugshot:



That’s hella embarrassing. He’s gonna (possibly) go through life with a criminal record, and whenever employers pull up his mugshot they’re going to see a sniveling little child with the makings of a spit bubble popping out the right side of his mouth.

Shoulda kept it in your pants, kid.

[H/T Daily Mail]

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