Shaq Had To Help Yao Ming Put On His Hall Of Fame Jacket Since No One Else Was Tall Enough

UPenn Frat Member Pens Poem To Freshmen Girls Telling Them To Wear Tight Clothes And Feminists Are Predictably Upset

Murder Suspect In Vegas Pretty Much Proves He’s Guilty By Slipping His Cuffs And Escaping Through The Ceiling

Creepy Uber Driver Decides To Be Proactive And Tries To Break Into The Apartment Of Two Female Passengers

The NY Giants Have Been Watching That GoT Scene Where Ramsay Bolton’s Dogs Eat Him To Get Fired Up

Here’s The Trailer For McConaughey’s New Movie ‘Gold’, Featuring A Fat And Bald McConaughey That Seems Like Kind Of A Scumbag

Mickey Gall Seems To Have Taken CM Punk’s Threats Pretty Seriously By Promising To Handle Him “Violently”

Guy Thought He Was Dierks Bentley And Got So Drunk On A Plane That He Puked All Over The Bathroom And Forced A Landing

US Soldiers Talk A Little Smack After Blowing A Vehicle Carrying Members Of ISIS Sky High

Apple Announces The iPhone 7, Which Will Be Water Resistant But Also Have No Headphone Jack

Ann Coulter Claims The Real Reason She Bombed During ‘The Roast Of Rob Lowe’ Was Because It Was Edited To Appear That Way

High School Football Player Successfully Bounces An Onside Kick Off Of His Opponent’s Face

Some Guy In Texas Found One Of The Last Remaining Blockbuster Video Stores And Does A Little Exploring

USA Hockey Coach John Tortorella Says He Will Bench Any Player Not Standing For The National Anthem

Oakland A’s Ballboy Beefs A Diving Catch And Allows The Ball To Rebound Into Chris Smith’s Head

Texas Tech’s Head Football Coach Fired Up His Team By Hosting A ‘Monday Night RAW’ During Practice

A Player From The Filipino U-17 National Team Blocked A Steph Curry Three Pointer

Jerry Jones Compares The Idea Of Taking Tony Romo Off Of Active Roster To Circumcising A Mosquito

Brewers’ Shortstop Jonathan Villar Was Less Than Pleased About Striking Out Last Night

Australian Teenager Allowed Her Car To Roll Into A River Because There Was A Spider In It

Soccer Player Slides Dick-First Into A Goalpost Because Fertility Is Overrated Anyway

Game Announcer Was Less Than Pleased After Kansas Jayhawks Fans Stormed The Field When The Football Team Won Their First Game 665 Days

Georgetown To Offer Descendants Of Slaves Preferential Admission

While You’re Crushing A Few Cold Ones Tomorrow, Remember That There Are Some People Who Have To Work On Labor Day

US Open Ball Boy Didn’t Keep His Head On A Swivel And Took A Serve Directly To His Own Balls

Eagles Superfan EDP Is Less Than Pleased About Sam Bradford Being Traded To The Vikings In Exchange For A Draft Pick