Here’s The Trailer For McConaughey’s New Movie ‘Gold’, Featuring A Fat And Bald McConaughey That Seems Like Kind Of A Scumbag

If my life was a Kanye West freestyle rap about Matthew McConaughey, it would probably go something like, “I don’t miss the old McConaughey, the shitty movies McConaughey, the not get fat and bald for a role McConaughey, the ‘I hate driving Lincolns’ McConaughey” etc. etc. I don’t think I’ve enjoyed anyone’s career heel turn more than I have McConaughey’s. Who would have that the dude from How To Lose A Guy In 10 Day would turn out to be an Oscar winning actor. Not me. Honestly, though, this movie looks like opening night viewing material. Sure, McConaughey kind of looks like a weird mix between Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder and Christian Bale in American Hustle, but both of those guys got nominated for awards due to those roles, so there are definitely worse people he could attempt to mirror. Also, any movie where McConaughey pets a tiger and sits naked on a bed with a rose in his mouth is enough to at least get me in the theater, regardless of whether or not I actually think the movie will be good.