Soccer Player Slides Dick-First Into A Goalpost Because Fertility Is Overrated Anyway

by 3 years ago

RIP to any dreams of fatherhood that guy had. There’s no way that guy will ever come back from that. Even if his dick doesn’t become damaged enough to look like a featureless purple growth, that’s a brutal road to recovery. Guy’s going to be pissing blood for the next six weeks at least. I’m not sure about any of you bros, but I’ve pissed blood before. It is not fun. And I’m sure crushing your balls between a metal pole and your pelvis is right up there as something that’s also not very fun. Especially in front of thousands of people. So Ts & Ps to this guy, because he pretty much lived through something none of us should ever have to.


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