Jonah Hill Revisits His ‘Superbad’ Days And Draws An Old Man’s Dick With Jimmy Fallon In Hilarious Segment

These late night skits run the risk of being contrived and a bit hokey. But this, this right here, this is my shit. Drawing old man dicks and making old man dick jokes is top tier entertainment. I must say that I’m a little disappointed in Jonah’s dick drawing progress since his high school days.

Those dicks are so real I can almost taste them.

I mean. Nevermind bye.

Completely trivial sidenote: Leo DiCaprio must have gone to this art studio to scare the shit out of Jonah Hill yesterday, because he’s wearing the exact same outfit.

Leo also has some experience with drawing nude portraits. I’m pretty sure him drawing Kate Winslett in the Titanic was the first thing I whacked off to that wasn’t the bra and panty section of my mom’s Macy’s catalog.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.