Usain Bolt’s been making headlines this week for cheating on his hot and curvy girlfriend with random Rio groupies, then again with some random chick at a Rio club, then AGAIN with two women he reportedly managed to schmooze back to his hotel room. In other words, being an Olympian can only improve, not hinder, your game when it comes to chicks.
But does it help boost what you’ve got packing down below?
Apparently not, according to Jady Duarte, the 20-year-old student Bolt was initially photographed with.
According to Daily Mail, the two met in Rio nightclub “All In,” with Jady claiming that it all started when Usain started flashing his six-pack at them like a fucking tool:
‘He was stood in front of us and suddenly he pulled up his shirt and showed us his six pack,’ Duarte went on. ‘I had never seen anything like it. I just had to reach out and stroke it.
‘It felt incredible. The muscles were as hard as stone. But I was paying so much attention to his abs that at first I didn’t even notice it was Usain Bolt.’
…’I knew who he was from TV. My mother has been screaming during all his races because she’s such a huge fan,’ said Duarte
‘He’s dark, tall, muscly – just my type – but there were so many beautiful girls there I never imagined I would be the one.
‘The bodyguard said Bolt wants you to come over. I didn’t go at first because I was playing hard to get. Most girls would go over there like a shot but I wanted to make him work.
‘When I was waiting in line to pay at the end of the night he sent the bodyguard over again. He said “why are you not following him? This is Usain Bolt”.
‘Finally we were waiting in line for a taxi and he smiled at me and did the famous victory pose so I was in no doubt who he was.
‘That’s was when I decided it was time to give in to him. He pulled me into the taxi and gave me an incredible kiss.’
Jady says the two breezed past security into the athletes village without even so much as a glance. She does note, however, that she was “surprised” that Bolt didn’t take her to some fancy hotel, but that she “didn’t pay much attention because we were kissing the entire way.”
Good thing she didn’t pay attention, otherwise she probably would’ve dipped after seeing how shitty the Rio athletes village was.
The two reportedly undressed and showered, then Bolt decided now was the time to show what a Rihanna fan he is:
‘He played the Rihanna song Work. I think he likes to listen to it when he makes love.
‘It was very passionate and hot – we were devouring one another. He has the body of a champion although his male parts do not match – he is just like a regular guy.
‘I was expecting him to be fast but it was actually the slowest sex I’ve ever had. We did it for about 40 minutes then he took a couple of minutes rest before we did it again.
‘He was certainly quick at recovering but we didn’t have sex a third time.’
So there you have it – Usain Bolt has an average-sized dick, but is still better than your average Joe since he lasts longer than a Tootsie-Roll Pop. Not only that, but he’s even able to have his cake and eat it too since neither his girlfriend nor her sister seem to give a shit about his “alleged” (do we even have to use ‘alleged’ here? There’s photographic evidence) cheating.
Oh, the life of an Olympian.
[H/T Daily Mail]