The Edmonton Oilers played the Dallas Stars last night and Edmonton forward Matt Hendricks took a slap shot to the dick.
Here, see for yourself. Bam, right in the dick.
Hendricks limped to the locker room, refusing assistance, because hockey players are nuts. After the game, he tweeted a photo of his shattered cup, the one that saved his junk.
Fucking, damn. That’s a shot to the dick, indeed.