This cloud had everyone talking when it dominated the sky in Miami because it looked like a dong. There is a certain amazement over anything that isn’t a penis that looks like a penis.
Let’s see how many juvenile dick puns we can come up about this majestic cloud dick.
- This cloud is going to be hard to beat.
- Everyone is so horny, even the sky is sending dick pics.
- Golden showers.
- If it rains, there is going to be a mess.
- There’s a flash flood in your mom’s panties.
- The sky is getting shafted.
- Cloudy with a chance of balls.
- Full frontal weather system.
- Looks like Miami is going to get more than three inches.
- Here comes the cloudburst.
- This cloud is getting blown.
- Mother nature wants the D.
- Enjoy the length of this cloud before the cold front comes in.
- “For some reason, I don’t know why. I would just kinda… sit around all day… and create clouds of dicks.” – God probably
- It’s obviously cumulus clouds.
- But maybe it is a cumulonimbus cloud.
- The hole in the ozone is about to get plugged.
- “I had planned on going to the beach, but looks like the weather is going to fuck me over again.”
- For storms lasting longer than four hours see a meteorologist.
- This is cloud nine for your mom.
- I’ve only heard of ball lightning, but this is where I surmise that it comes from.
- Forget chemtrails, truthers need to recognize cumtrails.
- Teabagging the trees sounds hurty.
Post your peen puns in the comments.