Guy Suffers Through A Five-Day Erection For About The Dumbest Reason Ever

That Viagra, it’s not something to mess around with apparently. Especially when you’re drunk and take, say 35 of them as a man named Daniel Medforth found out.

You see, Medforth thought it would be a hell of an idea to slam 35 Viagra pills during a wacky night of heavy drinking. Somehow it didn’t turn out as well I guess he had hoped. Though I am still not sure what he thought he was going to achieve by taking so many pills.

Reports the Mirror

“I ended up feeling sick, dizzy and hallucinating — everything I saw was green. And I had a massive erection that would not go away.”

Daniel eventually confessed to his wife who phoned an ambulance, the dad-of-two told the Sun.

He said the medics were very professional “but you could see they were trying not to laugh.”

Daniel said that during his five-days in hell every time he brushed against something “it sprang into life,” but unfortunately, with his wife pissed off at him, he wasn’t able to put it to any proper use.


On the plus side, at least he wasn’t stupid enough to inject Viagra directly into his dick so he’s not a COMPLETE idiot.

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