A couple of days ago a guy visited 4chan with a little problem: he somehow got his penis stuck inside of a roll of tape. (Only on 4chan.) The title of his thread on 4chan, “I can’t lose this boner! I’ve had it for about 20 minutes, WTF do I do?” was one which naturally garnered a bit of attention. (The The Dress only 4chan-style.)
The man it seems had placed a roll of tape around his penis and now the roll of tape was firmly lodged around his dick and he couldn’t get it off. Why he chose to visit 4chan and post pictures of this is still a mystery, but he did and the responses were of course, gold.
It goes on and on like that, with suggestions like “cut it off,” “fucking melt it with something,” and “enjoy your new micropenis – they’ll probably cut it off just above the tape,” not accomplishing anything more than entertaining the masses.
The guy with the tape ring around his penis did try the cold water thing, but that didn’t work. In the end he finally did what he should have done in the first place and called an ambulance. But not before drawing a smiley face on the shaft and posting a thumbs-up photo.
Unfortunately that was the last thing we heard from him so we don’t know how it turned out.
His reasoning for putting the roll of tape around his penis in the first place? “I put it on when I was bored and a girl started sending pictures of her feet.”
Just another day on 4chan, folks.
Read the whole saga over at 4chan, but be warned there are photos. Awful, awful photos.