Pete Sampras And Bridgette Wilson’s $8.9 Million LA Mansion Looks Like It Would Be A Fun Place To Party

I had no idea Pete Sampras was married to the ‘no milk will ever be our milk’ chick from Billy Madison. And she was the former Miss Teen USA?! What a score for someone whose eyebrows look like caterpillars. Helluva pull, Pete. I guess it helps when you’re an all-around nice guy who also happens to have won 14-time Grand Slam singles championships and are estimated to be worth over $150 million. That cannot hurt.

The two have been married for over 15 years and have two offspring together. They also happen to be selling their $8.9 million home in Los Angeles, California–one of three homes they own in the city.

The 6,900 square-foot property exudes everything that L.A. isn’t–nature, serenity, manicured lawns. According to the realtor, the home itself contains 6 bedrooms and 7 baths, a pool, oversized library, movie theater, and nature trails and shit.

The backyard would be the perfect spot for a rager. Let me hit Pete up and see if we can all puke on his lawn.

I’d like to make a bid. I wonder if they accept currency in the form of Blockbuster Membership cards.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.