The “Unluckiest Man of the Day” award goes to this poor Egyptian bus driver who not only failed his drug test, but also found out that his wife is pregnant at the same time.
The man had been selected for a standard drugs test along with other public bus drivers, but did not submit his own urine sample, instead using his wife’s, the Al-Yawm al-Sabi website reports.
What he didn’t know was that his wife was two months’ pregnant. Before revealing the news, officials asked the driver to confirm the sample was in fact his own,according to Tamer Amin, a presenter on the political talk show Bottom Line.
After the driver said it was, the officials reportedly responded: “Congratulations, you’re pregnant.”
Keep this story in the back of your mind folks, because I for one did not know that being pregnant would show up on a drug test. The next time you need a clean sample and the only drug-free people you know are chicks, make sure to have them pee on a stick beforehand so you don’t wind up like this guy.