WV Man Dances So Hard To ‘Push It’ Everyone On The Dance Floor Gets Pregnant

Who knew that the next great American dancer would hail from West Virginia? When I think of the Mountain State the last thing that comes to mind is bald dudes pushing the envelope with new dance moves to Salt N Pepa’s ‘Push It’….But here we are.

If everyone on that dance floor didn’t get pregnant from the moves he unleashed the only possible explanation is that there were a handful of people wearing their cellphones on their belts. And we all know that wearing your cellphone on your belt is the safest, most secure form of birth control.


Anyone know what this move is called? I’m thinking of borrowing it:


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