What the fuck did I just see. The antelope is the size of a goddamn Buick and that 13-foot python opened its jaws wider than Lisa Ann and swallowed it whole. According to the New York Post, a farmer in Groblersdal, South Africa claimed that a monstrous python was eating all his livestock and hired a snake catcher to come remove it. When the catcher arrived, the snake was mid-meal. I genuinely believe the criminal justice system should be reformed in the sense that serious criminals should be sentenced to to spend 10 minutes a day in a cell with a python. A no-holds barred cage match. No one would ever commit a crime again.
[h/t New York Post]