In today’s edition of “Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes,” we have rapper Hopsin who thought it’d be a BRILLIANT idea to post his cell number to his Facebook page. I can’t tell you why he thought this would turn out alright and I can’t tell you how he how he got this idea in the first place, but what I can tell you is that you’re kind of (read: definitely) an idiot for not having unlimited texting and then passing around your phone number like a hooker hands out herpes.
This is his number:
Four days later apparently Hopsin wasn’t happy with the number of texts/calls he’d gotten, so he posted a fucking video asking for people to hit him up. I don’t get it. Is he lonely? Bored? Or purely just misguided when it comes to figuring out how to interact with his fanbase? Maybe I’m just being an asshole…
…but after he went and posted ANOTHER video asking for calls (this is the textbook definition of thirsty, by the way), he showed us what his phone bill was. Again, it’s 2015. Who doesn’t have unlimited texting aside from anyone over the age of 60?
This has been your Thursday edition of “Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes.” Join us next week for the aftermath of whatever happens with Courtney Stodden’s sex tape, because we all know that’ll be a hot goddamn mess.