Ronda Rousey Tried Using An Alter Ego On Tinder Because She Can’t Get Laid
Apparently the more famous you are the harder it is to get laid, or at least for Ronda Rousey, who was reportedly desperate enough for a quick vacay to pound town that she tried out using Tinder. Unfortunately for Rousey, it looks like being a general non-famous peasant (myself included) has its advantages because she kept getting recognized on the app despite using a fake name.
Jon Werthein interviewed Rousey for this week’s issue of Sports Illustrated, and she gave him an earful regarding her experience on the dating app:
Her fame is such that she can’t go on Tinder. She tried an alter ego — Brynn Campbell — but that didn’t work. Her friends, male and female, have only to download the dating (app), swipe a few times and … action, or at least the potential for it. Rousey is left on the sideline at home with [her dog] Mochi. “S—,” she says, “the only person I’m making out with is my dog.”
Okay don’t be so thirsty for lovin’ that you start humping your dog, Ronda. I’m sure there’s love somewhere out there for you, I mean look at Hugh Hefner – that guy is decrepit and BUSTED as fuck, yet gets laid 24/7. You’re definitely beating him in both of those departments, so just be patient.