Here Are The Best ‘Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue’ Memes Mocking All Those Lovey Dovey Valentine’s Day Facebook Posts

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As a male species, we can all breathe a sigh of relief–Valentine’s Day is over and now we can all consider those $60 roses a sunk cost. If your girl is still bitter you didn’t buy her a Tiffany’s bracelet and a mini pony, it’s important to reassure her that each successive Valentine’s Day from here on out is only going to get more disappointing.

In between all the nauseating lovey dovey Facebook posts and competitions to see who’s most in love, some hopeless romantics took to social media to make a mockery of the manufactured holiday. Please check out the most entertaining posts below.

Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.

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