These Two Plastic Toys Having Raucous Sex Is The Only Kinky Film You Need To Watch This Weekend
Supposedly there’s some big Hollywood blockbuster premiering today about a billionaire who likes to have sex. I don’t know about you, but the thought of this movie sounds INCREDIBLY BORING, when all that happens is some guy with endless resources chooses to have boring sex behind closed doors. Give me the real-life story of Leonardo DiCaprio, or not even the real-life story but give us a follow-up to ‘Wolf of Wall Street’. I’d watch the shit out of that movie.
I’m willing to bet that if we pool together our collective resources, we can get these two rubber toys having sex more views than ’50 Shades of Grey’ will in the theaters. It’ll take some work, but I know that we can do it.
This is what true passion looks like: