Sex Offender Picks The Wrong Woman To Screw With And He Learned That Lesson The Hard Way

Oh man, you’ve gotta love when stuff just works out the way it should and only the people who deserve to get hurt, get their asses handed to them.

Mark Willis, 40, hid behind a garden bush before pouncing on the woman as she walked alone with her headphones in just after 2am.

He punched her in the face several times – knocking her over a garden wall – before he clambered on top of her and began to grope her as he attempted to remove her clothes.

But the martial arts expert responded by telling Willis to “go f**k himself” before grabbing his arm and pinning him in a headlock between her legs.

She held him there until he “went limp” and she was able to scramble out of the bushes and knock on the door of a nearby house in Cheltenham, Glos.

The woman was able to get help and cops arrived to lock up the piece of shit. He was sentenced to four-and-a-half years in prison.

[via Cheddar Valley Gazette]

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