Allow Shep Smith To Assuage All Your Ebola Fears In Four Minutes

Cable news, y’all. Always the voice of reason.

I’ve been a little reticent to publicly tell people all their Ebola fears are misguided because I don’t want to do something stupid like turn around and eventually die from it. I will not have an ironic death, goddamn it.

Luckily, Shep Smith of the always level-headed Fox News outlined my points with great eloquence.

So, everyone chill out please.

[H/T: Brian Stelter]