This guy must have learned how to shoplift from a circus clown who specialized in long handkerchiefs down the pants. The unidentified shoplifter was caught with an astonishing amount of meat in his pants. Don’t be gross.
The video shows a store employee approach the man as he attempts to walk out of the store with hundreds of dollars of chuck in his shorts. “I got you,” the worker says to the guy. “I don’t care what you are. This is about the third or fourth time you’ve done this to me. You should be going to jail.”
I’m not positive but I’m pretty sure the guy is still standing there pulling racks of ribs from his jeans.