Someone Slowed Down A Donald Trump Speech To Hear What He’d Sound Like If He Got Drunk (…Cause He Doesn’t Drink)

Ole #45 is famously a teetotaler, so we’ll never really know what the current POTUS sounds like after five-too-many Mai Tais are Mar-a-Lago. But what if — as a thought exercise — he did? Twitter person Jack Slater slowed down a snippet from a recent Trump press conference. Rather than being all groggily, Trump-voiced-in-slo-mo actually sounds like he’d blow at least a .20.

It’s way more entertaining that I thought, especially at full volume.

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