Every red blooded American with a mall within an hour radius has spent a Friday night during junior high rummaging through Spencer Gifts, namely the poster section. Because well, Pamela Anderson. And boobs. I don’t think I’ve ever spent more time in a store I never bought anything at than Spencer Gifts. I’ve made a lot of moronic financial decisions in my life, but never have stooped to the point of spending my allowance on a titty key chain.
Regardless, Spencer Gifts is a social justice warrior’s nightmare, the anti-thesis for the politically correct. So if Spencer’s is coming under fire for a product offering many deem “insensitive” and “promoting rape culture,” it’s gotta be something outrageous. Well…

Spencer Gifts
In case anyone still needed a reason to never walk into a @Spencers again, this is proudly being displayed in the front of their PDX store. pic.twitter.com/jalMio7i9P
— Mary N. (@MaryNumair) January 15, 2017
As you can imagine, the outrage machine was alive and churning!
https://twitter.com/davidgolbitz/status/820505756546007040
https://twitter.com/smartbunny/status/821252114596757505
Back in the day I worked at a #SpencerGifts, I sold whoopi cushions, vibraters, and lava lamps. I would not have sold those shirts. #resist https://t.co/lQ8zaCw8WR
— A Proud Snowflake (@fisherjf729) January 17, 2017
Join me in boycotting and protesting #spencergifts. They're promoting rape culture with their t's, "Grab USA by the pussy!" Horrible!
— Moondays (@MyMoondays) January 16, 2017
Spencer Gifts is going to Spencer Gifts. And I, for one, am fine by it.
[h/t Some eCards]