How to Steal From a Vending Machine Using Only a Measuring Tape

This may be one of the scummiest things you can do — like lowest of the low — but if you are on the cusp of becoming homeless or you're so poor an item in a vending machine is not within your financial reach, get yourself a measuring tape and hold on to that thing with every fiber of your being. 

J.Camm is the Managing Partner and Editor-in-Chief of BroBible.