This Website Grading Your Health Based On Your Bowel Movements Is Helpful But The Illustrations Are A Bit Much

You can learn a lot about your overall health but staring at your shit but it also helps to understand what each BM means. Just staring at turds all day isn’t going to help much.

The Stool Analyzer wants to help grade your BMs to eventually attain the perfect stool.

Throughout your life you will likely experience many types of stool. The shape, colour, size, frequency and behaviour of your stool is a fantastic indicator of your diet and overall health. This program is designed to help you analyze your feces and change your diet so that you can achieve the “perfect stool”.

All you have to do is answer a couple questions about the consistency of your typical turds and Stool Analyzer will explain what’s wrong and what’s right with your diet and health. The illustrations are helpful but the descriptions that run along with each picture are a bit much.

I’ll never look at a piece of sausage the same way again.

After asking about shape, color and frequency, the Stool Analyzer will rate your poop on a scale of 1-100 and explain how to get a better bowel movement for next time.

For the first time in my life, getting a 61 on a test is a good thing.

[via Boing Boing]

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